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RED VELVET PADDLE

Mix up the sensations with this sexy red paddle that has a softer velvet topside and a harder leatherette underside. A perfect warm-up implement for use on naughty subs who love red lingerie.

 

Master James says: “My sub cannot take a cold caning, but this was a great way of getting her bottom in the swing of things. I particularly liked being able to promise her that her cheeks would soon be the same colour as the paddle I was using.”

 

Price £9.99 - Order at Skin Two

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4/5

 

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Sub sluts

in red

lingerie

 

 

 

SPIKED CHAIN WHIP

Ideal for kinky BDSM sessions - and great for pushing the limits of more experienced subs - this spiked chain whip is great for correcting bad behaviour. Compliance and contrition are pretty much guaranteed.

 

Sub Rachel says: “I didn’t really like being on the receiving end of this, but since I was handcuffed and tied up at the time, I didn’t really have much say in the matter. The metal spikes are very painful on bare flesh and leave mean-looking marks.”

 

Price £34.95 - Order at With A Passion

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5/5

 

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Dark BDSM & dungeon play

BDSM whip with spikes

 

Slut spanking paddle

LEATHER SLUT PADDLE

If you want the whole world to know just how much of a slut your sub is, then a heavy session with this SLUT imprint paddle will leave a temporary tattoo that not only stings but also tells it like it is!

 

Sissy Chantelle says: “I assumed this was just a jokey paddle, but my wife used it with unerring precision and really did leave a slut mark on my buttocks. What’s more, she made a point of spanking me extra hard to make sure it worked!”

 

Price £19.95 - Order at Esmale

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4/5

 

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Leaving a telltale imprint

 

 

 

Satin flogger for spanking and fetish role-play

FIFTY SHADES FLOGGER

The satin stands of this ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ flogger are perfect for whipping a pony girl into shape - or why not use it OTK and watch those tangled tails forming pretty patterns on your sub’s pushed out cheeks?

 

Sub Rachel says: “I found the first few lashes from this flogger to be really soft and sensual - almost like I was being stroked with it. I loved the way the satin strands were playfully tickling my bottom, but then the pain kicked in - and it properly hurt!”

 

Price £9.99 - Order at With a Passion

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3.5/5

 

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Pony subs

& sensual

sessions

 

 

 

WOODEN MASTER CANE

This delightfully authentic and old-fashioned implement delivers a wonderful sound on impact - one that is likely to be followed by a shrill howl of agony from whoever is on the receiving end.

 

Sub Rachel says: “I had been warned that a wooden cane could hurt, but nothing could have prepared for me for the agony of taking 50 strikes from this. Even taking the strikes through my non-regulation knickers did nothing to ease the sting!”

 

Price £7.99 - Order at Skin Two

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5/5

 

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School

room

scenarios

Cane for corporal punishment

 

Heart motif paddle for corporal punishment

LOVE SLAPPER PADDLE

Nothing says ‘I love you’ quite like pulling a wayward partner across one’s knee and spanking them so hard with a PVC paddle that it leaves a heart imprint on one or both cheeks. Who says romance is dead?

 

Master James says: “I bought this as a Valentine’s gift for my sub and she didn’t know whether to laugh or cry. But after forty firm strikes with this nifty little paddle, the tears started flowing - and they definitely were not tears of laughter!”

 

Price £9.99 - Order at With a Passion

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3.5/5

 

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Punishing

a loved

one

 

 

Anonymous phone sex with submissive girls

 

PVC spanking skirt for submissive ladies

BOTTOMLESS SPANKING SKIRT

Only the cheekiest of cheeky girls would dare to wander round in a skirt that gives open access to her pert posterior? And what do the cheekiest of cheeky girls need? Yes, a good sound ‘bare bottom’ spanking!

 

Sub Rachel says: “I can always remember my dad’s dirty looks when I went to a disco in too short a skirt, so god knows what he’d say if he knew I’d been to a fetish club in this. It’s so sexy to wear, though, and a great way of teasing dominant men.”

 

Price £47.99 - Order at Skin Two

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5/5

 

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Showing off your best bits

 

 

 

Spanking magazine Get Spanked

A ROLLED UP GET SPANKED

Not that we need the cash or anything, but what better tool for disciplining a pair of buttocks than a rolled up copy of Britain’s favourite spanking magazine? But be sure to read it first, though.

 

Master James says: “I did thwack my sub with Get Spanked once after finding her masturbating while reading it. I always enjoy a ‘girl punished for fingering herself’ scenario -  and it warmed her up nicely before the cane took over!”

 

Price £10.00 - Order at TheTopShelf

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1/5

 

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Lovers of high-class literature

 

 

 

Sissy Chantelle says: “This was the first paddle I ever took on my bare behind; and my first real introduction into being spanked with an implement. I’d received many hand spankings from my wife before, but she surprised me with this implement after coming home early from work one night and catching me wearing her bra, knickers and stockings. She hates me dressing up in female clothes, so I always get a spanking when she finds me in her undies. But my tolerance to her hand was getting too well developed. And that’s why she’d bought the spanking paddle.

 

“And boy, did I notice the difference! Even though my wife just paddled me with a slow and steady rhythm, the feelings in my buttocks were so much more agonisingly intense than when she uses just her hand. And the sound of the thing was pretty terrifying, too - this firm, heavy slap each time it thwacked into my cheeks! And that alone was enough to put me all on edge; and I remember begging for mercy quite quickly. But I didn’t get mercy, cos my wife really loved her brand new toy. And I wound up with a very sore and stinging bottom after a 30-minute session with this serious piece of kit.”

STRAP SPANKING PADDLE

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4/5

 

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A truly pleasing slap on impact!

 

 

Spanking implement for corporal punishment
Painful spanking paddle
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Price £9.95 - Order at With a Passion

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Stylish Rimba Leather Cane Whip

Leather cane whip for discipline

One feels quite the gent about town while walking along with this - and quite the Master using it!

 

Order at SexSuperstore

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4.5/5

Leather Paddle with Brass Stud Detail

Nubuck spanking paddle with metal studs for extra pain

The eight brass studs on this cute little paddle ensure it always pack a painful punch!

 

Order at With a Passion

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4/5

Bound to Please

Riding Crop

Riding crop for spanking role-play

A truly agonising weapon if you imagine you’re a jockey on the home stretch in the Derby!

 

Order at With a Passion

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5/5

Large Mister B Spanking Paddle

Mister B spanking paddle

Strong and solid, made with premium leather - and dotted with holes that leave beautiful marks!

 

Order at Esmale

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5/5

 

Wooden Bitch Spanking Paddle

Wooden spanking implement with cut-out bitch detail

A particular favourite of Sissy Chantelle who loves being called a ‘Sissy Bitch’! Take that, bitch!

 

Order at SexSuperstore

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3.5/5

LovingJoy Beginner’s Bondage Kit

Bondage kit for beginners

Handcuffs, ankle cuffs, ball-gag, collar, blindfold, rope and a whip for spanking. Perfect night in!

 

Order at With a Passion

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3/5

Flexible Leather Hand Design Thwacker

Spanking hand BDSM toy

More than a mere gimmick, this nifty little tool raises smiles at first - then howls & winces after!

 

Order at SexSuperstore

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3/5

Deluxe Tan Leather Spanking Paddle

Old school leather spanking implement

Lovely Old School leather paddle - just perfect for playing Ping Pong with a shapely pair of cheeks!

 

Order at Skin Two

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4/5

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To enquire about having your product reviewed and featured on the GET SPANKED website, send an email to info@get-spanked.co.uk.

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Sissy Chantelle disciplined by dominant wife Chloe

Our intrepid team of reviewers will stop at nothing to bring you their assessments of some of the best spanking products available online. In the case of Rachel and Chantelle, they are even willing to drop their knickers and take an endless succession of painful thrashes to ensure the worthiness (or unworthiness) of a riding crop, paddle, cane or strap. Often a review will leave them unable to sit down for a fortnight - or even with some pleasing stripes that throb for days on end!

 

Naturally, it’s less of a strain for Master James when he puts an implement through its paces, but as a man with over forty years’ experience of turning bad girls’ bottoms red, he definitely knows his stuff!

OUR REVIEW TEAM

SISSY CHANTELLE

“I’m a sub T-girl married to a dominant wife who tolerates my sissy ways but loves to punish me for them.”

 

FAV KINK

“Doing maid duties and getting thrashed for poor performance!”

Sissy Chantelle exposing bottom in fishnets
Sub spankee Rachel

SUB RACHEL

“I’m a 32-year-old Essex girl who loves bending over for hard spankings from older gents.”

 

FAV KINK

“Being told to flash my knickers in public and then paying the price!”

MASTER JAMES

“I’m a 68-year-old Master from London who has been heavily into the spanking scene for decades.”

 

FAV KINK

“Caning naughty school girls and slutty secretary role-play!”

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