Britain’s naughtiest spanking mags
For those moments when they’ve been so bad that a bare hand simply won’t do...
Mix up the sensations with this sexy red paddle that has a softer velvet topside
and a harder leatherette underside. A perfect warm-
Master James says: “My sub cannot take a cold caning, but this was a great way of getting her bottom in the swing of things. I particularly liked being able to promise her that her cheeks would soon be the same colour as the paddle I was using.”
Price £9.99 -
SORE
ARSE
RATING
4/5
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Sub sluts
in red
lingerie
Ideal for kinky BDSM sessions -
Sub Rachel says: “I didn’t really like being on the receiving end of this, but since
I was handcuffed and tied up at the time, I didn’t really have much say in the matter.
The metal spikes are very painful on bare flesh and leave mean-
Price £34.95 -
SORE
ARSE
RATING
5/5
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Dark BDSM & dungeon play
If you want the whole world to know just how much of a slut your sub is, then a heavy session with this SLUT imprint paddle will leave a temporary tattoo that not only stings but also tells it like it is!
Sissy Chantelle says: “I assumed this was just a jokey paddle, but my wife used it with unerring precision and really did leave a slut mark on my buttocks. What’s more, she made a point of spanking me extra hard to make sure it worked!”
Price £19.95 -
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RATING
4/5
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FOR
Leaving a telltale imprint
The satin stands of this ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ flogger are perfect for whipping
a pony girl into shape -
Sub Rachel says: “I found the first few lashes from this flogger to be really soft
and sensual -
Price £9.99 -
SORE
ARSE
RATING
3.5/5
GREAT
FOR
Pony subs
& sensual
sessions
This delightfully authentic and old-
Sub Rachel says: “I had been warned that a wooden cane could hurt, but nothing could
have prepared for me for the agony of taking 50 strikes from this. Even taking the
strikes through my non-
Price £7.99 -
SORE
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RATING
5/5
GREAT
FOR
School
room
scenarios
Nothing says ‘I love you’ quite like pulling a wayward partner across one’s knee and spanking them so hard with a PVC paddle that it leaves a heart imprint on one or both cheeks. Who says romance is dead?
Master James says: “I bought this as a Valentine’s gift for my sub and she didn’t
know whether to laugh or cry. But after forty firm strikes with this nifty little
paddle, the tears started flowing -
Price £9.99 -
SORE
ARSE
RATING
3.5/5
GREAT
FOR
Punishing
a loved
one
Only the cheekiest of cheeky girls would dare to wander round in a skirt that gives open access to her pert posterior? And what do the cheekiest of cheeky girls need? Yes, a good sound ‘bare bottom’ spanking!
Sub Rachel says: “I can always remember my dad’s dirty looks when I went to a disco in too short a skirt, so god knows what he’d say if he knew I’d been to a fetish club in this. It’s so sexy to wear, though, and a great way of teasing dominant men.”
Price £47.99 -
COLD
ARSE
RATING
5/5
GREAT
FOR
Showing off your best bits
Not that we need the cash or anything, but what better tool for disciplining a pair of buttocks than a rolled up copy of Britain’s favourite spanking magazine? But be sure to read it first, though.
Master James says: “I did thwack my sub with Get Spanked once after finding her masturbating
while reading it. I always enjoy a ‘girl punished for fingering herself’ scenario
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Price £10.00 -
SORE
ARSE
RATING
1/5
GREAT
FOR
Lovers of high-
Sissy Chantelle says: “This was the first paddle I ever took on my bare behind; and my first real introduction into being spanked with an implement. I’d received many hand spankings from my wife before, but she surprised me with this implement after coming home early from work one night and catching me wearing her bra, knickers and stockings. She hates me dressing up in female clothes, so I always get a spanking when she finds me in her undies. But my tolerance to her hand was getting too well developed. And that’s why she’d bought the spanking paddle.
“And boy, did I notice the difference! Even though my wife just paddled me with
a slow and steady rhythm, the feelings in my buttocks were so much more agonisingly
intense than when she uses just her hand. And the sound of the thing was pretty terrifying,
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SORE
ARSE
RATING
4/5
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A truly pleasing slap on impact!
Price £9.95 -
XXX KINKY PHONE SEX CHAT LINES XXX
One feels quite the gent about town while walking along with this -
SORE
ARSE
RATING
4.5/5
The eight brass studs on this cute little paddle ensure it always pack a painful punch!
SORE
ARSE
RATING
4/5
A truly agonising weapon if you imagine you’re a jockey on the home stretch in the Derby!
SORE
ARSE
RATING
5/5
Strong and solid, made with premium leather -
SORE
ARSE
RATING
5/5
A particular favourite of Sissy Chantelle who loves being called a ‘Sissy Bitch’! Take that, bitch!
SORE
ARSE
RATING
3.5/5
Handcuffs, ankle cuffs, ball-
SORE
ARSE
RATING
3/5
More than a mere gimmick, this nifty little tool raises smiles at first -
SORE
ARSE
RATING
3/5
Lovely Old School leather paddle -
SORE
ARSE RATING
4/5
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Our intrepid team of reviewers will stop at nothing to bring you their assessments
of some of the best spanking products available online. In the case of Rachel and
Chantelle, they are even willing to drop their knickers and take an endless succession
of painful thrashes to ensure the worthiness (or unworthiness) of a riding crop,
paddle, cane or strap. Often a review will leave them unable to sit down for a fortnight
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Naturally, it’s less of a strain for Master James when he puts an implement through its paces, but as a man with over forty years’ experience of turning bad girls’ bottoms red, he definitely knows his stuff!
OUR REVIEW TEAM
SISSY CHANTELLE
“I’m a sub T-
FAV KINK
“Doing maid duties and getting thrashed for poor performance!”
SUB RACHEL
“I’m a 32-
FAV KINK
“Being told to flash my knickers in public and then paying the price!”
MASTER JAMES
“I’m a 68-
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“Caning naughty school girls and slutty secretary role-
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